Day Two: #3's Future Plans

#3 is still in canned food Heaven and making plans for his future.

#3:  When I'm a grown up, I'm going to stay up late.  I'm going to stay up all night because that's what grown-ups do!

Me:  We stay up late because it's quiet after you guys go to sleep.

#3:  Hey!  You're mean!

Me:  When you're an adult, you'll miss the quiet too.

#3:  When I grow up, I'm not going to have a job!  I'm just going to sit around all day.

Me:  Where are you going to sit around?

#3:  On the couch.

Me:  How are you going to buy a couch if you don't have a job?

#3:  I'll get a job, I'll buy a couch, and then I'll quit!  I'm just going to play video games all day!

Me: Where are you going to live?

#3:  In a house.

Me:  How are you going to buy a house with no job?

#3:  *grins* I'll get a job, buy the house, and then I'll quit!

Me:  How long will it take you to pay for the house?

#3:  I'll get a job that pays a billion kagillion dollars per hour and then I'll quit!

Why didn't I think of that?  That's a pretty awesome plan.